The gist: scrap together a webcam shot using pretty much anyone. historical figures, celebs, cartoon characters.. whatever. then apply the common camwhore tricks like cranking brightness and contrast and putting bullshit 'poetry' in the caption.
to get an idea of what a camwhore looks like check out http://facethejury.com/ and http://camrecord.com/ *both probably NWS sorta*

you'll see a lot of patterns with these fuckers. gloomy faces, weird angles, etc..

might be funny. might not. worth a shot.

to kick it off:




edit: the inspiration for this thread comes from ScrapsCantGo's HULK pic on page 2, which SHE made months ago. werd up dudette.

here are some images taken of my room from my webcam that you can slap someone infront of, just to make things easier.

Jaypeeh fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2003 around 22:19

Cool like Luke

Hahhaha! The emo glasses on Gollum are an AWESOME touch!

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I think this is a funny idea, the AIM name for Charlie Brown is funny.


Someone HAS to post graedus.jpg
(winston churchill infront of the webcam)

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(I didn't make it)

Sir Victory fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2003 around 21:04

I GUESS I'M STILL A BIT TOO JEW-DEFENSIVE

I look forward to where this is going. My lack of photoshop or hosting will lead me to the sidelines, but I will cheer merrily as things heat up.

Rock and Roll McDonalds!!!!!

What font is that? Im gonna get started on some.

EDIT: You can find some sources at faceparty too.

Descendent fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2003 around 21:07

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Descendent came out of the closet to say:
What font is that? Im gonna get started on some.

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Please Don't Attack Bear. He's Driving.

placeholder for my first attempt at photoshop, this is a GREAT idea

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Gumbos came out of the closet to say:
placeholder for my first attempt at photoshop, this is a GREAT idea

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Gumbos came out of the closet to say:
placeholder for my first attempt at photoshop, this is a GREAT idea

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pipebomb decided to show you this image:

It's always a few degrees cooler in the shade...

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Gumbos came out of the closet to say:
placeholder for my first attempt at photoshop, this is a GREAT idea

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x 10000000
seriously, i almost just fell off my barstool

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Gumbos came out of the closet to say:
placeholder for my first attempt at photoshop, this is a GREAT idea

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Please Don't Attack Bear. He's Driving.

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Shady came out of the closet to say:


x 10000000
seriously, i almost just fell off my barstool

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I AM TOO FUCKING POOR TO BUY ANOTHER USER A CUSTOM TITLE!! ATOMO IS MY FAGGOT FRIEND!!!
-Owned by Mr. "Furry Fucking Faggot" Balls ALSO [FANCYWORD] HAER

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Gumbos came out of the closet to say:
placeholder for my first attempt at photoshop, this is a GREAT idea

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agenteraser fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2003 around 21:15

King of The Cider Farm

I LOLed and gave a pre-emptive 5 because this is GOING PLACES.

Ban Count : 3

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Gumbos came out of the closet to say:
placeholder for my first attempt at photoshop, this is a GREAT idea

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banned

The Gollumcam is awesome, good work.

PALCELJHSLEDER

pipebomb decided to show you this image:

I GUESS I'M STILL A BIT TOO JEW-DEFENSIVE

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charliemaul came out of the closet to say:



Don't feel bad, alot of people place a placeholder on first page but first post

JUst don't make it obvious it's a placeholder.

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Please Don't Attack Bear. He's Driving.

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charliemaul came out of the closet to say:



Don't feel bad, alot of people place a placeholder on first page but first post


"Wow, that was pretty good, this is going places"


Then you see "edited by XXXXX Hey check out mine"

JUst don't make it obvious it's a placeholder.

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I apologize for being tasteless AND cliche at the same time:

serveaux decided to show you this image:

my contribution
edit ^crappy

Schatten decided to show you this image:

Bigger than Mary Tyler Moore!

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Gumbos came out of the closet to say:
some people need a sense of humor, this is a great idea, but I suck at photoshop and was mocking the entire concept of placeholder posts :/

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GIMME TORO, GIMME SOME MORE

5 for Gollum alone. Just imagine Gollum crouched on his bed listening to Dashboard Confessional and writing in his journal

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Gumbos came out of the closet to say:
placeholder for my first attempt at photoshop, this is a GREAT idea

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I hope you enjoy

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Who want's a dirty sanchez?

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Gumbos came out of the closet to say:
placeholder for my first attempt at photoshop, this is a GREAT idea

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im a first time photoshopper

eh

This thread has amazing potential, hats off to the Gollum ps as well, made me laugh almost to the point of tears :0

Rock and Roll McDonalds!!!!!

this is horrible.

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Who want's a dirty sanchez?

uNF

hahaha kick ass

BANDWIDTH LEECHER

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Descendent came out of the closet to say:


this is horrible.

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Talking shit about a pretty sunset.

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by 1/5 master gopherwartz

(thx kth.cx and all that)

meh.

lolarious, pipebomb i love your work.

I love you goons. The gollum post, the Goering post, and then the homer post... I haven't laughed so hard one page in a long time. Thanks.

I GUESS I'M STILL A BIT TOO JEW-DEFENSIVE

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Please Don't Attack Bear. He's Driving.

well since you all insisted - http://www.umbosinc.com/rosie.png

I GUESS I'M STILL A BIT TOO JEW-DEFENSIVE

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Gumbos came out of the closet to say:
well since you all insisted - http://www.umbosinc.com/rosie.png

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all is well came out of the closet to say:


(thx kth.cx and all that)

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Rock and Roll McDonalds!!!!!

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MrBisco came out of the closet to say:
wait, so what the hell was the placeholder for? you've gone and confused me again.

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Gumbos came out of the closet to say:
well since you all insisted - http://www.umbosinc.com/rosie.png

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ryanbruce came out of the closet to say:
Reading your sig after reading the chat makes it even funnier!

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Who want's a dirty sanchez?

Sorry, Timmy, No dogs on the Moon.

this picture? that was me ...
EDIT: Thanks for the credit -You rock my world.

ScrapsCantGo fucked around with this message at Aug 28, 2003 around 00:14

Please Don't Attack Bear. He's Driving.

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MrBisco came out of the closet to say:
wait, so what the hell was the placeholder for? you've gone and confused me again.

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ScrapsCantGo came out of the closet to say:

this picture? that was me ...

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eh?

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cioxx came out of the closet to say:







ahahahahahahaha

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I have no clue, just felt like telling you that.

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Jaypeeh came out of the closet to say:
to kick it off:

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evil_bunnY came out of the closet to say:
lolarious, pipebomb i love your work.

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I know I suck; it's just mean to mock me.

np pimp

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

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Gumbos came out of the closet to say:


some people don't understand mockery :/

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:-/

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Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

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cioxx came out of the closet to say:







ahahahahahahaha

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The Jizzer came out of the closet to say:


Some people don't understand that this forum has sarcasm tags.

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Please Don't Attack Bear. He's Driving.

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The Jizzer came out of the closet to say:


Some people don't understand that this forum has sarcasm tags.

You could have saved a lot of grief if you had used those in your original "HURR PLACEHOLDER HURR" post.

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very funny idea, jaypeeh.

meh.

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pipebomb came out of the closet to say:


I know I suck; it's just mean to mock me.

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Who ya gonna call?

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Gumbos came out of the closet to say:


some people don't understand mockery :/

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Stille og roligt

love the jesus and abe lincoln ones, good stuff.

yup.

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Jaypeeh came out of the closet to say:
[img-burn victim]
yup.

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This needs more love. Fucking great, sir.

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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=614753

I GUESS I'M STILL A BIT TOO JEW-DEFENSIVE

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yup.

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Bubble Monkey fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2003 around 22:54

I DRINK FROM THE CUP OF DEATH WHILE BOUNCING, AND ASK FOR SECONDS!

I am fully enjoying this thread, but i think the best camwhore picture comes from Maddoxx's page (http://maddox.xmission.com/cam_whore.html) where he explains how to become a camwhore.

cioxx came out of the closet to say:
[B]




You win sir. Funniest thing I have seen this month.

The Flava Hound

rumsfeldcam

kliksf decided to show you this image:

lol klerck lol

For those of you who know who Klerck is.

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Look baby this is simple, you can't see You fucking with me, you fucking with a P-I-M-P

I assembled the greatest video in the history of GBS. And I know how to PARTY HARD!!!

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Jaypeeh came out of the closet to say:
burngirl.jpg
yup.

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Sepherothic fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2003 around 23:05

I AM A SPACE HOBO

wee

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NWS retard

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NWS retard

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I assembled the greatest video in the history of GBS. And I know how to PARTY HARD!!!

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Orthox came out of the closet to say:


how is that NWS, exactly?

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I AM A SPACE HOBO

EDIT: ^^^Or that.^^^

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Orthox came out of the closet to say:


how is that NWS, exactly?

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Lobsterboy came out of the closet to say:


I believe it was a joke referring to how a chick stripping would be NWS, therefore the pic of the burn victim would be sarcastically referred to as NWS.

And I do believe you killed the joke.

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YAOUCH!

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Sepherothic came out of the closet to say:

I don't know about you but i would consider a photoshop of a burn victim on the bad mojo list for any employer

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I GUESS I'M STILL A BIT TOO JEW-DEFENSIVE

fuck, I hate when my interweb is slow, it fucks everything up.

doublepost, and the bit. see below.

MrBisco fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2003 around 23:20

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NWS retard

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hey man thanks for seeding your own fucking torrent, asshole.

www.donkeypunchproductions.com

Heh...I used Cat Schwartz's hair.

I assembled the greatest video in the history of GBS. And I know how to PARTY HARD!!!

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carbon came out of the closet to say:


hey man thanks for seeding your own fucking torrent, asshole.

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Sepherothic fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2003 around 23:14

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Sepherothic came out of the closet to say:

I don't know about you but i would consider a photoshop of a burn victim on the bad mojo list for any employer

edit: "Posting pornography, hilariously revolting images stolen from rotten.com or wherever, and other potentially offensive visual material in any other group will result in a ban. If you would not feel comfortable having your boss see it, then don't post it."

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I AM A SPACE HOBO

He has a VERY good point. You did break the rules dooder.

But both of you, shut up and stop trying to derail the thread.

More photoshop, less talk.

Look baby this is simple, you can't see You fucking with me, you fucking with a P-I-M-P

BANDWIDTH LEECHER

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Sepherothic came out of the closet to say:

i'm sorry i had computer trouble and power faliure, maybe you should take it up with pepco.


also
"Posting pornography, hilariously revolting images stolen from rotten.com or wherever, and other potentially offensive visual material in any other group will result in a ban. If you would not feel comfortable having your boss see it, then don't post it."

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I GUESS I'M STILL A BIT TOO JEW-DEFENSIVE

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Sepherothic came out of the closet to say:

I don't know about you but i would consider a photoshop of a burn victim on the bad mojo list for any employer

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Orthox came out of the closet to say:


how is that NWS, exactly?

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Sepherothic came out of the closet to say:

i'm sorry i had computer trouble and power faliure, maybe you should take it up with pepco.

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oh thats cool next time you decide to seed 60% of your torrent, and then leave, please update the people who wasted their time downloading it.

YAOUCH!

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Sepherothic came out of the closet to say:

i'm sorry i had computer trouble and power faliure, maybe you should take it up with pepco.


also
"Posting pornography, hilariously revolting images stolen from rotten.com or wherever, and other potentially offensive visual material in any other group will result in a ban. If you would not feel comfortable having your boss see it, then don't post it."

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um i'm not sure what to do. i honestly don't believe the pic is NWS, but i don't want to get banned.

I assembled the greatest video in the history of GBS. And I know how to PARTY HARD!!!

^^^ i agree, but what do i say to my boss when he looks a photoshop of her intended to cause humor

anyway...

Unpossible!

oh shi


edit: that burn victim chick has been posted many times before no one has called it NWS before

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CreamCheese fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2003 around 23:28

YAOUCH!

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DEMAG came out of the closet to say:


if your at workin surfing the intranet and your happen to burngirl.jpg and your mid 40's non internet literate supervisor/boss walks in and sees the picture what do you think his response would be. whether its horror, shock, or confusion its NWS no matter how mild it is, the NWS tag protects us workers from having to explain or have to talk to our superiors about the material.

i see a NWS tag as a protection from the revolting as well as a something to keep as a worker and not that guy in department 622 that looks at that wierd shit on the internet

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essaywhutman fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2003 around 23:28

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Jaypeeh came out of the closet to say:
um i'm not sure what to do. i honestly don't believe the pic is NWS, but i don't want to get banned.

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I AM A SPACE HOBO

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MrBisco came out of the closet to say:
Lobsterboy: Lurk more, and shut the fuck up. No rules were broken. Jesus*, the forums are completely overrun with idiocy tonight.

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Calm the fuck down dude, it doesnt affect you AT ALL. He made a good point, and now its up to the mods. And I've been lurking for over 2 years now, kthx. Just because you registered 1 month before I started lurking means NOTHING.

The Flava Hound

Doo doo doo doo doo, that's the audio daily double.

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DEMAG came out of the closet to say:


if your at workin surfing the intranet and your happen to burngirl.jpg and your mid 40's non internet literate supervisor/boss walks in and sees the picture what do you think his response would be. whether its horror, shock, or confusion its NWS no matter how mild it is, the NWS tag protects us workers from having to explain or have to talk to our superiors about the material.

i see a NWS tag as a protection from the revolting as well as a something to keep as a worker and not that guy in department 622 that looks at that wierd shit on the internet

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Only enough room in the Sinister Man Skirt for two skinny goth legs.

Sinister Manskirt fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2003 around 23:39

Please leave the room if this will offend you.

Kevyn decided to show you this image:

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rawr came out of the closet to say:
You probably shouldn't be reading a thread with the word "camwhores" in its title if you think your boss will get offended by anything.

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odocatfish fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2003 around 23:40

The Flava Hound

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DEMAG came out of the closet to say:


if your at workin surfing the intranet and your happen to burngirl.jpg and your mid 40's non internet literate supervisor/boss walks in and sees the picture what do you think his response would be. whether its horror, shock, or confusion its NWS no matter how mild it is, the NWS tag protects us workers from having to explain or have to talk to our superiors about the material.

i see a NWS tag as a protection from the revolting as well as a something to keep as a worker and not that guy in department 622 that looks at that wierd shit on the internet

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ok im done derailing for real, on this last thought. NWS IS NOT your OPINION its the other guys, your boss your supervisor your friend your mom. its how they would think about seeing that image.



i dont surf SA at work, im not that dumb

I AM A SPACE HOBO

Leave it up to the mods, they will handle it as they please.

Oh yeah, thanks for hosting those pics of your room mang.


Rock.

YAOUCH!

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odocatfish came out of the closet to say:
re-edit: essaywhutman, what happened to your old avatar. I quite enjoyed it.

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Keep your hands off my schtick, corndog!

Look baby this is simple, you can't see You fucking with me, you fucking with a P-I-M-P

edit: I decided to make it a little smaller to save some bandwidth for all of us.

TheDalaiLama fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2003 around 23:50

I AM A SPACE HOBO

^^^Good lord thats amazing, for the sheer expression on her face. It scares me.

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DeeBye came out of the closet to say:
http://www.kth.cx/up/s/sojcam.jpg

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why is almost everyone playing mod in this thread? less taddle tails and more participators.

the contributions are great so far.

WHINY FUCKING BITCH

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smelldog came out of the closet to say:
why is almost everyone playing mod in this thread? less taddle tails and more participators.

the contributions are great so far.

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Newcomer

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Semi[NWS] http://sa.nextwish.org/Hosted/zombies.jpg

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Pimp Inside

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perfection

I have sexual fantasies about a menage a trois with H.P. Lovecraft and Hitler

I'm sorry I put this creature in your bedroom.